Fat Dancing !
1 – BUY HER A DAY AT THE SPA
We know you pissed her off and that’s the reason she left your sorry ass but this situation can prove to be a positive one…
2- CREATE ONE
Tell her you want closure. That sex with her was the best you’ve ever had (lie if you have to) and that you can’t imagine spending your life not knowing what your last fuck will be like….
3- GO DRINKING WITH HER EX’S AND MAKE BUDDY BUDDY
If you don’t already know who her ex’s are then you of course need to do some facebook research…
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euuh … it’s not gum !?
Ken is dead
the bride is beautiful
Do not disturb sign